Game 1

hey heyyy what do ya say! Leon's Donut Factory looked strong, but unfortunately couldn't tame the beasts(and I do mean beasts) of the other team. As the other team took the field I figured there would be no way a team that would allow Richard Simmons to pitch in a gas mask would be good. Boy was I wrong, they were hittin bombs into the outfield sending CJ and Kramer into a tizzy. Kramer came out of the 6th inning looking like he just had a cage match with a tiger. CJ got all jacked up per usual. Murph was throwing high balls like he was sending them to the old man from UP. Liz and I were practically in the parking lot catching the ball. It was a tough game, but I have hope that when we play human beings and not genetically altered beasts who call themselves "women" we'll have a shot at win. And here's the run down:

Jaime, Katie and Dawn: The freekin dream team! How do you know so many softball rules? How do you catch and throw so well? I can only aspire to be a part of the dream team. It would have been about 40-0 if one of us other girls had to man those bases.

Murph: Heyyyyy pitchers got a big butt. Murph strikin' out some bitches and owning the mound. Will not sweat all season due to miracle shirt.

CJ & Nick(Kramer): The bash brothers. Bouncing off the chain link fence, diving left and right...these two had a LOT of action out in left field. Lots of a hustle out in left. Nick was able to steal a hit from Richard. CJ did not get a hit due to thinking about track.


Debbie: Although debbie dissed the blog she made two great plays: one at second base and one at the packy. 

Erin & Beth: The right field force. Unfortunately Beth's pager didn't go off so there was little action for right field. although neither of the gals got a hit both held strong stances at the plate as beth showed off her gorgeous gams and erin flaunted her bronzed skin. No doubt making the other team depressed as they looked at their own fupas.

Liz: Sometimes people get attached to things...like teddy bears, baby blankets, etc. Liz loves her bat. My softball career will not be complete until liz runs all bases with a bat in hand.

EricVman: Great game for the vman! Officially crowned himself the mvp of all coed softball. Will only do after game drinks in the parking lot or cvs being it's still walking distance.

Big C: Two great hits but unfortunately Kerri Strug couldn't make it to the base. Also very very good glove high-fiver.

Matty(GIP): Gippy takes a big ole goose egg for hits, but definitely had some jete moments out at SS. Would have had some hits if it hadn't been for matsui out in center. Also noted that he might play better if he didn't permanently have paint on his fingers.

Julie: Great mascot and note writer. Also came in clutch with pre game jelly beans.  reebok...

Game 1 MVP: sorry to do this, but I have to give this to myself. My softball career started and ended in one day. I signed up for little miss softball, but my dad threw one pitch to me, it hit me in the lip and I never played again. And today, after years of Chris telling me that being a lefty makes me mildy retarded, I was able to get a hit and a run!!! Matt told me i had to give myself this since there's no chance I'll ever get so lucky again.


Leon's insights and tips for next game:

1. Get Big C one of these:

Next game is Monday @ 6pm at Robertson!!! Please comment below whether or not you will be there!!!

Game Tonight 4/25 7pm Robertson School