LDF's First WIn!

woooo!!! Leon's first win of the season!!! where are these pitchers coming from? going in i thought we had a shoe-in for the weirdest pitcher ever (dmbfan)...but god, murph looks like plain jane compared to these nut jobs!!! here's the run down:

Matty "Nancy Kerrigan" Leitao: finally got some hits this game! had some great plays including a triple sow cow out in left field. 10's all around, but only a 9 from the grumpy Afghanistan judge.

Beth "greasy breakfast meat" Pfieffer: Beth joined the train of keeping her eye on the ball and got on base today! She's also mastered the 20's voice (hey heyyy what do ya say) and has (for unknown reasons) been given the nickname "bacon".

Erin "Bubblelicious" Mack: although targeted by many ("hey hit to right field" as erin is blowing bubbles), she looked as if she might have a miracle catch in right field. Also, had great contact with the ball tonight and I feel a hit next week is inevitable.


CJ "I need Prozac" Watson: 2nd game in and CJ is throwing bats and yelling at the other team. By the last game we'll need to chain him to the fence with leon. Regardless, he had some great plays in the outfield and even did a slide into a base which i equate with being good.


Liz "i'm going to get my fleece" Sulick: Hit the ball both times tonight...but the most important part: the bat did not go with her to first base. Also became a fellow sunflower seed addict. welcome to the dark side.

Eric "if you're on time you're late" Viara: most punctual and consistent player on the team. did not speak to me today b/c i did not agree to after game parties at cvs.

Nick "killa man jaro" Simonetti: Many think that nick can't judge a fly ball, but murph and I know that what he is really doing is using the running to train for the big climb. Also, murph noted that he is using his hair as drag. Next week he'll have a backpack with weights and/or we'll make him hold the chain that CJ will be tied to. Also had 4 great hits, but there's nothing funny about those. sorry.

Jaime "Guinness makes you good at softball" Moran: apparently drinking Guinness inbetween innings makes you really good at third base.  note to myself, erin, liz and beth: we will be funneling guiness before next game.

Michael "the only option" Murphy: a while back i let murph know that i am slightly psychic. tonight when murph got up to bat i told him that a home run was the only option...creepy? i think so. also will never read this b/c of watching breaking bad reruns on AMC. an honorable mention for MVP.

Debbie "better late than never" Anderson: awesome job at second base and some great contact with the ball (also may or may not have concussion). also will be suing nick for domestic abuse.

Kelly "least valuable player" Watson: almost single-handedly caused us to lose by yelling "we want a pitcher not a belly itcher"

Katie "Most valuable player" Viara: What a way to end the game!!! just when I thought, oh man we're screwed, Katie got a crazy double play and some awesome hits!!! Congrats Katie, today's MVP!!!

Leon's insights for next game:
muscles=homeruns, first cycle of creatine for the team next week. (hoping to look like this by spring break and hit on some bitches)